♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- HEATHCLIFF! FORK OVER THOSE SAUSAGES!
- HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO!
- COME BACK HERE, YOU SAUSAGE-SWIPING SWINDLER!
- HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO!
- [ECHOING] WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
HEATHCLIFF!
- SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
- GRR...RROWR!
- I'M GOING TO THE JUNKYARD FOR A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET.
AAH!
- WOW!
- HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO!
THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF!
- YOW!
SPIKE!
- YIKES!
- ♪ ...TO GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGY ♪
♪ GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGY ♪
- AHA, HEATHCLIFF!
YOU'RE CORNERED AT LAST!
- MUSH!
- OOH!
- COME BACK HERE!
- AAH!
- HEATHCLIFF?!
- NOW I'VE GOTCHA!
QUICK! HE'S GETTING AWAY!
- WITH HALF MY STORE!
STOP THAT CAT!
- WHEW! THE LAST CASE OF--
MY MILK!
- HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO!
TURN LEFT AT THE MARKET, O TRUSTY STEED!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]
- WHOA, WHOA!
[CRACK]
- YAAH!
[MEN SHOUTING]
- HEY...WHO PARKED A BUS ON MY FACE?
- WE'VE HAD AN ACCIDENT, YOU VILE FIEND.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
- MY FAULT?
- FOR MAKING HEATHCLIFF STEAL THOSE SAUSAGES.
- LET ME GO, YOU FLYING FEATHER DUSTER.
- SORRY, BUT YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE ALREADY.
I'M TAKING CONTROL OF HEATHCLIFF.
HE'S GOING TO BE AS GOOD AS GOLD FROM NOW ON.
- STOP! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
- WATCH ME.
- AAH...
BEST CATNAP I'VE HAD IN YEARS.
- I'D BETTER FIND MUGSY'S SKATEBOARD BEFORE HEATHCLIFF...
FINDS ME!
- DON'T BE IN SUCH A RUSH, PAL.
WHY, YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND THIS CAT'S EVER HAD.
- HA HA HA HA!
- MAYBE I HAVEN'T SAID IT OFTEN ENOUGH.
- HA HA HA!
WELL, DON'T WORRY, H-HEATHCLIFF.
IT--IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
WELL, I REALLY MUST BE GOING. BYE.
- THE ONLY PLACE YOU'RE GOING, PAL,
IS OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR THE BEST STEAK DINNER I EVER MADE.
- STEAK? HMM...
I AMKIND OF HUNGRY.
- SPIKE, OLD BUDDY, I'M GOING TO SEE YOU GET TREATED LIKE A KING
AFTER I RETURN ALL THE GOODIES I STOLE.
- HUH?!
- WHY... THANK YOU, HEATHCLIFF.
WHAT LOVELY FLOWERS!
- HUH. WHOSE YARD DID HE STEAL THEM FROM?
- GRANDPA! REALLY!
- THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A NEW BACK DOOR.
- VERY NICE, HEATHCLIFF.
- ALL THIS GOODY-GOODY JUNK IS TOO SICKENING FOR WORDS.
- THEN STOP TALKING.
COME ALONG, HEATHCLIFF.
LET'S GO HELP OUR FRIEND SPIKE.
- YOU COOK A GREAT STEAK, HEATHCLIFF.
- IT WAS NOTHING, PAL.
HERE'S MY FAVORITE CATNAP CUSHION.
ARE YOU COMFY?
- AAH...
IT ISA BIT WARM...
AND I AM A BIT THIRSTY.
SOME MILK WOULD BE NICE.
- SAY NO MORE, PAL.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
- OH, NO! IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
I'D RATHER FACE A TORNADO!
OOF!
NO, OH, OH!
YOW!
S-S-STEADY, HEATHCLIFF.
STOP RIGHT THERE!
WHOA!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING...
OR WHAT I'M DOING!
- HEY, BOYS, IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
- DUH...AND HE'S GOT MILK, HECTOR.
- BUT NOT FOR LONG.
HOW ABOUT LETTING US HAVE SOME MILK, HEATHCLIFF?
- [WHISPERING]
- DON'T YOU THINK IT'S NAUGHTY TO FIGHT?
- [SCREECHING, HISSING]
- UH...
- OHH...
- I MUST BE DREAMING.
- LET'S BE RUDE AND FOLLOW THE DUDE.
- IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT BACK!
- I BROUGHT FRESH MILK, PAL.
- WHAT?! NO STRAW?!
- UH-OH...COMING RIGHT UP, SPIKE!
- YEP, I'M SURE I'M DREAMING.
- WHAT'S YOUR SECRET, SPIKE?
- CHARISMA, BOYS... PURE CHARISMA.
HEATHCLIFF CAN'T HELP BUT DO EVERYTHING I SAY.
- WOW! AMAZING!
- IT'S A MIRACLE!
- SEE THAT BIG BAKERY SIGN OVER THERE?
- THE ONE WITH THE SPINNING PIE?
- TELL THE NEIGHBORHOOD GANG
TO MEET ME UNDER THAT SIGN TONIGHT.
I'LL HAVE OL' HEATHCLIFF HERE PUT ON A LITTLE SHOW FOR YOU.
[SPIKE LAUGHING]
TAKE YOUR SEATS!
THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO BEGIN!
THANKS FOR THE BISCUIT.
HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE SHOW.
- UH, ROTTEN TOMATOES?
- THROW THEM AT HEATHCLIFF DURING THE SHOW.
HE WON'T MIND.
- WE GOT TO SIT IN THE FRONT ROW FOR THIS!
- HURRY UP, SONYA.
I'VE SAVED THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE FOR YOU.
- ANYWHERE I CAN'T SEE YOU WILL BE FINE.
- HURRAY! HURRAY! YAY! YAY!
- BRING HIM ON!
- YEAH! ON! ALL RIGHT!
- AND NOW, FOR THE STAR OF OUR SHOW...
HELPFUL HEATHCLIFF!
[ALL GASP]
- OHH...
- GLAD TO SEE YOU ALL AT MY PAL'S SHOW.
- ♪ LET'S HEAR IT FOR FRIENDSHIP ♪
♪ WE'RE COMRADES, BUDDIES, AND PALS ♪
♪ HE'LL COME TO THE RESCUE WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE ♪
♪ SO NO ONE WILL BLOW US IN TWO ♪
♪ WE BEEN THROUGH THE MUD
- [LAUGHTER]
- ♪ THIS CAT'S NO SQUIRTO
♪ BUT HE LOVES TOMATOES
- HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
- HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
- HEY! LET'S THROW THAT GIANT PIE AT HIM.
- OH, GOODY!
- YEAH! LET'S DO IT TO IT.
[CATS GRUNT]
- EASY DOES IT!
UGH...CAREFUL!
- YOW--
- HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
- FREE AT LAST.
- WHERE'S HEATHCLIFF?
HE CAN'T BE GOOD WITHOUT ME.
- SO LONG, TURKEY!
YEE-HA! I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN!
- WHO DID THIS TO ME?
- HA HA HA! THIS IS TOO MUCH!
HA HA! ORDER HIM TO DO SOMETHING ELSE, SPIKE.
- JUST TAKE A NUMBER, GUYS.
THIS CLOWN WILL PERFORM FOR ANYBODY!
- DID YOUCALL ME A CLOWN?
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
HA HA. H-HOPE I WASN'T OUT OF LINE...
[GULP]
...BUDDY.
[SCREECHING, BARKING]
- [CHATTERING]
- YEEAAH!
- YAAH!
[SCREECHING, BARKING]
- TA-DA!
FULL SPEED AHEAD!
WELCOME ABOARD HEATHCLIFF'S MIDNIGHT KITTY CRUISE.
- OH... OH, HEATHCLIFF.
- SHOVE OFF, MEN!
- LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, YOU CAN'T KEEP A BAD CAT DOWN.
HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE! HOO HOO HOO!
- OH, NO!
- I DON'T GET IT, CLEO.
YOU KEEP DROOLING OVER A FLOWER PICTURE,
WHEN I CAN GIVE YOU THE REAL THING.
- AH...AH...CHOO!
- YOU ALWAYS HAND ME WEEDS,
BUT RENFIELD PAINTS ME PICTURES.
- RENFIELD AGAIN?
JUST BECAUSE THAT STUPID CAT THROWS PAINT BLOBS ON A SCRAP OF PAPER,
YOU THINK HE'S SOME HOTSHOT ARTIST!
- RENFIELD KNOWS ALL ABOUT PAINTING,
DANCE, MUSIC, POETRY...
- I KNOW POETRY, TOO.
[WHISTLES]
WORDSWORTH, TELL CLEO SOME OF THE POETRY I KNOW.
- "THERE WAS AN OLD CAT FROM DES MOINES
WHO PUT FLEAS IN HIS SISTER'S"--WHOA!
- THAT WASN'T QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
[CRASH]
- RENFIELD! WELL--
- HEY, RIFF-RAFF,
HOW COME WE'RE LUGGING AROUND THIS HUNK OF JUNK?
- THIS HAPPENS TO BE A STATUE OF CLEO THAT I MADE.
- DUH...WAS SHE IN AN ACCIDENT, BOSS?
- NO, STUPID,
IT'S TO SHOW HER I GOT CLASS.
- YIKES! - YIKES! - YIKES!
- YOW!
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
[KABOOM]
- MY STATUE! IT'S RUINED!
- [FRENCH ACCENT] IT WAS TRES BLASE, ANYWAY, DEAR BOY.
- HUH?
- HE MEANS IT STUNK.
- ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM RENFIELD.
SORRY, HA HA HA.
I JUST REMEMBERED I DON'T SHAKE WITH PEASANTS.
- TOO BAD, BECAUSE A GOOD SHAKE IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
- STOP THAT, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
HEY, NO!
YICK! HOW GARISH!
IF YOU REALLY MUST PROVE YOUR BRAVERY,
I KNOW A MORE CIVILIZED WAY.
- OH...YOU DO?
- SEE IF YOU CAN WIN DAINTY CLEO'S HAND WITH BRAIN, NOT BRAWN.
I DARE YOU TO TEST YOUR WITS BY SPENDING THE NIGHT AT FARTHING HALL.
- FARTHING HALL?!
- TH-THAT PLACE IS HAUNTED.
- AND IT'S GOT GHOSTS, TOO!
- GOOD-BYE! - GOOD-BYE! - GOOD-BYE!
- I'LL UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE CHICKEN, RIFF-RAFF.
BUT WILL CLEO?
- CLEO WON'T CARE, WILL YOU, HONEY? HMM!
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.
THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW BRAVE I REALLY AM.
[GULP]
- FARTHING HALL AT NIGHT
SURE GIVES ME A FRIGHT.
- UH...ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO GO THERE, BOSS?
- SURE WE ARE.
- WE?
- YUP. AND I WANT THOSE GHOSTS
TO KNOW WE'RE COMING,
SO GET TO WORK AND MAKE ME SOME GOOD PHANTOM-FIGHTING GEAR.
[VACUUM STARTS]
- UH, PHANTOM FIGHTERS ARE READY, RIFF-RAFF.
- GOOD. I WAS GETTING TIRED.
NOW, LET'S GET A MOVE ON TO FARTHING HALL.
[SQUEAKING]
- S-S-SURE-- SURE IS DARK IN THERE.
- YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ONCE I LIGHT A FIRE.
[CLATTER, THUD]
- DUH...SAVE ME!
- OH! - OH!
WH-WH-WHAT WAS THAT?
- QUICK, EVERYBODY.
JOIN HANDS. I'VE GOT HECTOR'S HAND.
- I'M HOLDING ON TO WORDSWORTH.
- UNLESS I'M WRONG-O, I'VE GOT MONGO.
- DUH...THEN WHO'S HOLDING MY OTHER HAND?
- AAH!
- HEY, MONGO'S GONE!
- AND SO ARE WE!
- WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MONGO.
COME ON, BOYS.
WE'LL LOOK UP HERE FIRST.
[HECTOR WHISTLES]
- GET A LOAD OF THIS POSH PAD.
- [MUFFLED] MONGO'S NOT IN HERE.
- ♪ BABY, I'LL DANCE A COUNTRY MILE ♪
♪ SO I CAN SEE YOUR LITTLE SMILE ♪
- RROWR! - AAH!
- RROWR!
- L-LET ME OUT OF HERE!
- AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
- WOO!
- GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU OVERGROWN MOSQUITO!
OH, NO!
- ABANDON SHIP!
- YOW! - YOW! - YOW!
- HA HA HA HA!
- AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
- THIS WAY, BOYS!
- DUH... IT'S THE GUYS!
[GRUNTS]
[SNAP]
DUH...HERE I AM, FELLAS!
- RUN! IT'S A GHOST!
- AAH!
- AAH! A GHOST!
WAIT FOR ME!
- MAN YOUR PHANTOM FIGHTERS.
[VACUUM STARTS]
[CLUNK, CLUNK]
[KABOOM]
- YAAH!
- COME BACK, SWEETIE!
OVER HERE, HANDSOME!
- OUCH! BATS AHEAD! BATS AHEAD!
[SQUEAKING]
- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! AAH! WHOA....
[SQUEAKING]
- DUH...WAIT FOR ME, FELLAS!
- AAH! A SWAMP BEAST!
- MONGO?!
- WE SURE SCARED OFF THAT SWAMP BEAST, HUH?
- I'M FIT TO SPLIT.
- YEAH!
- LET'S SPLIT!
- I'M SCARED!
- SCAREDY-CAT, SCAREDY-CAT...
- NO! WE'RE STAYING...
TILL WE STOP THOSE GHOSTS!
THAT BEAR'S STUFFED!
LET'S CHECK THIS OUT...
- NORMAN, OLD BEAN,
DISGUISING YOURSELF AS A DEMON WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS.
- [TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENT] YES, WORMWOOD.
THOSE SILLY CATS WILL NEVER GUESS WE WERE ACTING.
- IT'S SO THEATRICAL! BUT THE FAT CAT WASCUTE...
- REALLY, WE'RE HERE TO PERFECT OUR FILM ACTING, NOT CHASE FANS.
- THE FAT CAT ISN'T AS CUTE AS ME--IS HE?
- CHARGE!
- YIKES! - YIKES! - YIKES!
- WOULD YOU LIKE MY AUTOGRAPH?
- NO, BAT BREATH! JUST SOME ANSWERS.
- WE'RE HORROR FILM STARS.
WE NEVER DREAMED WE'D GET TO FRIGHTEN
SUCH A GREAT BUNCH OF SCAREDY-CATS.
- BUT WE DID...AHEM.
TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE WE'VE CAUSED.
- WE'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP.
- CAN YOU PERFORM THAT HORROR JUNK ANYWHERE--SAY, FOR ME?
- NO PROBLEM!
WE'RE ALL VERY TALENTED, ESPECIALLY MOI.
- GOOD, THEN HERE'S THE PLAN...
HECTOR, YOU TELL CLEO YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD...
[TRAILS OFF]
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]
- CLEO... I'VE GOT TERRIBLE NEWS.
- WHAT IS IT?
- I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO ESCAPED FROM FARTHING HALL.
- OH, NO!
- I PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT.
RIFF'S LAST WORDS WERE, "HECTOR,
YOU'RE THE BRAVEST, HANDSOMEST CAT THAT EVER"--
- LAST WORDS?!
YOU MEAN RIFF'S-- RIFF-RAFF'S...
[SOBBING]
- DON'T CRY OVER THAT SLOB, CLEO.
EASY COME, EASY GO.
COME WITH ME, MY LITTLE GODDESS OF RAPTURE.
I'LL MAKE YOU FORGET...
- BUT I WANT RIFF-RAFF!
- HA HA HA HA! HEH HEH HEH!
YOU'RE MINE AT LAST.
- [SOBBING]
- IT'S USELESS TO RESIST THE POWER OF MY CHARM.
- OH, RENFIELD, MELLOW OUT.
- YOO-HOO! RUST BUCKET...
[SQUEAKING]
- AAH!
[GRUNTING]
- RIFF-RAFF IS HEAVIER THAN I THOUGHT.
- REEL HIM BACK, JACK, FOR HIS FINAL ATTACK.
[CREAKING]
- QUIT SLEEPING ON THE JOB, GUYS.
WORDSWORTH, YOU AND MONGO
GET READY FOR THE BIG FINALE.
KISS ME, QUICK!
- AAH!
- WHOA!
- DUH...UH... BOO! UH...BOO.
- MONGO'S TOO FAT.
- COME ON, EVERYBODY, PULL!
- WEE!
DUH...UH-OH...
- BOO! HISS! BOO!
- [NO ACCENT] SO LONG, TOOTS!
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
- DUH... LOOK AT HIM GO, BOSS!
- DON'T CRY, CLEO.
ME AND THE BOYS AREN'T THROUGH YET.
- YOU'RE NOT?
- NO. A CAT HAS 9 LIVES...
AND WE ONLY USED UP ONE OF THEM.
NOW, DON'T PEEK.
BACK, MONGO!
- NO, STOP!
- MONGO, YOU DRIP!
SURPRISE!
- OH, RIFF-RAFF!
YOU'RE ALIVE!
- DO YOU THINK RIFF-RAFF WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US
FOR AN AFTER-PERFORMANCE CELEBRATION?
- UH, SORRY, BUT THE BOSS HAS SOME CELEBRATING PLANS OF HIS OWN.
- [LAUGHTER]
- INDOOR CATS DON'T HAVE ALL THE THINGS TO PLAY WITH
THAT THE OUTDOOR CAT HAS.
HERE'S A GOOD TIP TO KEEP HIM OR HER HAPPY.
FIRST, YOU GET SOME NEAT TOYS
FOR YOUR INDOOR CAT TO PLAY WITH.
STAND STILL, YOU LITTLE TURKEY.
GOTCHA!
YEOW!
CHANGE YOUR CAT'S TOYS ONCE IN A WHILE
'CAUSE THEY GET BORED REAL EASY WITH THE SAME OLD TOY.
OH, BOY, AM I BORED.
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU